- Beavis: [watching a Tom Petty video] Hey Butt-head, how come Tom Petty is famous?
- Butt-Head: Because he's on TV, dumbass.
- Beavis: Yeah, but like... but how did he get on TV?
- Butt-Head: Uh... because he's famous.
- Beavis: Yeah, but, I mean, like, how did he get famous?
- Butt-Head: He got famous because he's on TV.
- Beavis: YEAH, YEAH, BUT HOW DID HE GET ON TV?
- Butt-Head: Because he's famous, Beavis! Now shut up before I smack the bejesus out of you!
- Van Driessen: Guy's, that's just the kind of thing I'm talking about. You see, right now you two are harassing Kimberley.
- Beavis: No way!
- Butt-Head: Chicks can't get stiffies!