- Job counselor: So, which duty do you enjoy most?
- Butt-head: Beavis enjoys all of his doodies.
- Beavis: Yeah!
- Job counselor: Well, which one do you enjoy most?
- Beavis: Um, well... I guess the ones that take a long time.
- Job counselor: You like to get your hands dirty?
- Beavis: Well, yeah, sometimes.
- Job counselor: Something you can really sink your teeth into?
- Beavis: Um... no, that's disgusting.