Late Night with Conan O'Brien (TV Series)

Richard Hatch/Ryan Phillippe/Fred Armisen (2000)

Robert Smigel: Triumph the Insult Comic Dog

Quotes 

• Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : [to Richard Hatch]  You know what I love? I tell you, you know what I really love, though? I, for one, I really liked it when you paraded around nude. I did. Usually have to eat grass when I want to puke.

  [Richard laughs] 

  Triumph the Insult Comic Dog : That's right, deal with it, bitch. Oh yes! No no no no no, I kid, I kid, Hatch, I kid, dear Richard Hatch. Anybody who does it doggy style is cool with me. You know? And my favorite episode was the last episode. It was riveting, but I was a little surprised, I mean, Richard, I thought if anyone could hold onto a big stiff pole for three hours, I figured you'd be the guy!