Bones (TV Series)
The Truth in the Lye (2006)
Tamara Taylor: Camille Saroyan
Quotes
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Zack Addy : [holding a pitchfork to sift remains out of a tub of lye] And, I know you requested a strainer of some sort, Dr. Brennan, but I thought this would be of some use.
Dr. Temperance Brennan : For the big pieces maybe.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : After that, Old McZacky, get on the horn with the coroner's office and tell them I want two field unit water sifters sent here ASAP.
Zack Addy : They get mad went I drop your name.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : Then drop it twice.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [holding up a wedding band] Braided gold and platinum - preserved by true love, no doubt.
Angela Montenegro : One metal for each desperate housewife.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?
Angela Montenegro : I can't help it - it's so Jerry Springer!
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Zack Addy : [Bragging to Hodgins] I'm going on police business.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : So proud.
[to Cam]
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Does he mean out? In the world?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : We'll pin our phone number on his shirt.
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Special Agent Seeley Booth : So now we're talking about a faked homicide to cover up a faked suicide?
Dr. Temperance Brennan : A faked suicide meant to cover up an *actual, original* murder.
Special Agent Seeley Booth : Now, just when you think things couldn't get *any* more twisted-
Dr. Camille Saroyan : [enters] How's *this* for a curveball?
Special Agent Seeley Booth : In walks Cam.
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Angela Montenegro : First of all, how does anyone juggle two spouses?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : I can think of ways. Of course, by juggle, I mean liter...
Dr. Camille Saroyan : I have a scalpel.
Angela Montenegro : Maybe he dissolved himself so there'd be more of him to go around. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : I'll save you a seat.