Bones (TV Series)
The Truth in the Lye (2006)
T.J. Thyne: Jack Hodgins
Quotes
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [looking at two Chinese characters] What does it say?
Angela Montenegro : It say, "What make foolish man think I speak Chinese?"
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : [holding up a wedding band] Braided gold and platinum - preserved by true love, no doubt.
Angela Montenegro : One metal for each desperate housewife.
Dr. Camille Saroyan : People, can we at least fake some sense of decorum?
Angela Montenegro : I can't help it - it's so Jerry Springer!
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Zack Addy : [Bragging to Hodgins] I'm going on police business.
Dr. Jack Hodgins : So proud.
[to Cam]
Dr. Jack Hodgins : Does he mean out? In the world?
Dr. Camille Saroyan : We'll pin our phone number on his shirt.
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Dr. Jack Hodgins : Man, what I would've given to be a fly on the wall when you told those wives...
Dr. Temperance 'Bones' Brennan : You would've been swatted, trust me.
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Angela Montenegro : First of all, how does anyone juggle two spouses?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : I can think of ways. Of course, by juggle, I mean liter...
Dr. Camille Saroyan : I have a scalpel.
Angela Montenegro : Maybe he dissolved himself so there'd be more of him to go around. I'm going to hell, aren't I?
Dr. Jack Hodgins : I'll save you a seat.
