- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Good, cause I want every physical dimension on the UnSub, height, waist size, in seam. Everything that you can give me.
- Penelope Garcia: Honey, if he opens his mouth I'll give you the length of his teeth.
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Just keep it clean, and don't call me honey.
- [episode closing quote]
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: "The basis of shame is not some personal mistake of ours but that this humiliation is seen by everyone." - Milan Kundera
- Derek Morgan: [answering phone] Yeah
- Penelope Garcia: Um pals, don't be ticked, but I think I may have missed the sort of glaringly obvious here. How would you make yourself taller, without being a different person entirely or having some weird sort of chinese surgery?
- Elle Greenaway: Heels
- Penelope Garcia: Right sunshine, but we'd have seen heels. Unless the UnSub had them hidden inside his shoe, the point is lifts.
- Derek Morgan: Lifts?
- Penelope Garcia: Lifts. All hidden up inside his boot, with a little fancy footwork, pun emphatically intended, Garcia here managed to dig 'em out.
- Derek Morgan: Thanks girl.
- [Greenaway holds out the unsubs hotel room key to Morgan]
- Elle Greenaway: Key?
- Derek Morgan: No, I got one.
- [He kicks open the door]
- Jason Gideon: You're okay?
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: I was showing those trainees around the offices today. They all want to be in the BAU, you know. I told them what a great job it is and they even applauded when the tour was over
- Jason Gideon: I heard
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: And I didn't really tell them the truth, I didn't tell them what it is like to spend your days in this hell
- Jason Gideon: It's fun, Eh?
- [...]
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: It gets worse and worse with each case!
- Jason Gideon: Save one life, we save the world
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Yeah! Oh, one thing I didn't tell the trainees
- Jason Gideon: What's that?
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: You do not get paid enough!
- Jason Gideon: You get that right!
- [Elle has a pile of witness statements to go through]
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Are you alright?
- Elle Greenaway: I just need some popcorn
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Have fun!
- [episode opening quote]
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: "Man is least himself when he talks in his own person. Give him a mask and he will tell you the truth." - Oscar Wilde
- Elle Greenaway: [about a bank robber that makes his victims' strip] "Stripping bandit." That sounds terrible. Makes it sound like the *bandit's* doing the stripping.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: What would *you* call him?
- Jennifer Jareau: Pervert!
- Elle Greenaway: Scumbag.
- Derek Morgan: I'd call him an ass...
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: [interrupting Morgan] . Focus please! We need to learn the details of *four* bank robberies *before* we get to Los Angeles.
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Basically the assumed suspect will hunt close to where they live but far enough to remain anonymous. Each one of these data points represents the bank and the area where the lines intersect is the best estimate of the unsub home
- Jennifer Jareau: To how many people does that narrow it down to?
- Dr. Spencer Reid: Ahh... a couple of hundred thousand!
- Jennifer Jareau: Oh...
- [Hotchner watches a clip on his phone]
- Derek Morgan: What's that?
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: My son's first steps. I was out of town. Haley sent me the file
- Derek Morgan: When's been?
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: It's five month ago, I haven't loaded on it since
- Derek Morgan: Okay, so you film a new one when you get home
- Penelope Garcia: Hay, I got access to four bank robberies worth of security footages. What got I to do with them?
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: You know that digital perspective whatever software?
- Penelope Garcia: Digital perspective analysis rendering?
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Yes
- Penelope Garcia: Honey, not only do I know it, I helped develop it!
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Good, as I want to know every physical dimension of the unsub: height, waist size, inseam, everything you can get me
- Penelope Garcia: Right, if he opens his mouth, I can give you the length of his teeth
- Aaron "Hotch" Hotchner: Just keep it clean and don't call me honey!