Veronica Mars (TV Series)

Wichita Linebacker (2006)

Kristen Bell: Veronica Mars

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• Larry : I'm not a criminal mastermind, I'm just a painter.

  Veronica Mars : Yeah, well, so was Hitler.

• Veronica Mars : Football: the systematic violation of the Geneva Convention made into a sport. I'm surprised the A.S.P.C.A. doesn't protest.

• Veronica Mars : [voiceover]  Now maybe people would say they'd never install a tracking device in their significant others' car; but I think that's just because they don't know how.

• Veronica Mars : [voiceover]  Now here's a moral dilemma: You have a cell phone tracker which cost your dad hundred of dollars. You went through the trouble of activating your GPS-chip in your boyfriend's phone. So, is it a waste of your dad's hard earned money and your time if you don't use it?

• Keith Mars : [talking about Weevil]  Didn't he get arrested for murder?

  Veronica Mars : Assault.

  Keith Mars : See? He's not even good at murder.

• Veronica : Uhh, I'm a freshman. I only recently figured out where Waldo was.

• Logan : Oh, boy. Nudity.

  Veronica : If you have words written on yourself, it's not nudity, it's political speech. Taking control of one's body to turn the objectifying male gaze back on itself...

  Logan : O-kay... No more college for you.

• Eli "Weevil" Navarro : [to his boss]  I guess I'll go wash some spoiled bitch's graduation gift from daddy, huh?

  Veronica Mars : I'm not spoiled, and technically, it wasn't for graduation.

  Eli "Weevil" Navarro : What about the bitch part?