- Snippy: Yeah heh. Surely I do imbibe in copious herbage but, I don't drink alcohol, I made straight A's and I show the utmost respect for the ladies. Heh yeah.
- Hippy Chick: Did you know that hemp can be made into bags and clothes... even shoes...
- Snippy: Why would I smoke my shoes when, you know, I can just take my stash and smoke with my lady friends?
- Hippy Chick: HEMP is an alternative to animals! So don't wear animals!
- Snippy: But cotton is of the plant kingdom... the Snipster is safe.
- Hippy Chick: Yeah...