- Butt-head: [sitting in a public bathroom reading wall writings out loud to Beavis] Here I sit, broken hearted. Paid a dime and only farted HUH HUH HUH EH HUH HUH HUH.
- Beavis: [the Security Guard fixes to punish Beavis and Butthead for destruction of the Men's Bathroom as well as the Snack Bar, only He accidentally shoots His Foot attempting to pull out His Gun] Whoa, check it out, Toes!
- Butt-head: Cool, huh huh, check it out, this Piggy went to Market, and this Piggy went Home, and this Piggy had Roast Beef, and "this" Piggy shot a big ass hole through his Foot, huh huh!
- Beavis: You're a Genius, Butthead!
- Ernest P. Worrel: [On the Screen]
- [Ernest spots a Metal Door in the Statue of Liberty that says "Do not Enter"]
- Ernest P. Worrel: Hey Vern, lookee here, it's a Sign that says um... Do... nut... Entry? I sure could go for a Double Jelly Glazed Fudge Cruller, knowutimean?
- [He goes through the door and ends up falling out of the Statues Nose]