Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Politically Correct (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Student : And What about paying for the class field trip?

  Butt-Head : I respect your boundaries.

  Beavis : Yeah, go with your anger.

  Butt-Head : Uh, can I have a hug?

  Beavis : Ahh! Don't touch me, asswipe. I'll wound your inner child. Then I'll kick your ass.

• Mr. Van Driessen : Well, the results are in. You guys lost with one vote.

  Butt-Head : Whoa, that's close.

  Mr. Van Driessen : No, Butt-Head, you only received one vote.

  Butt-Head : I wonder who it was.

  Beavis : It was you.

• [watching the video for 'Sweet Harmony' by The Beloved] 

  Butt-Head : Woah! Naked chicks!

  Beavis : Where? Where?

  Butt-Head : Look over there!

  Beavis : Oh, yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Naked chicks! Yeah! Naked chicks!

  [the video starts slowly zooming out to reveal more nude women; the brightness of the video starts to fluctuate] 

  Butt-Head : Look, you can see her... Woah! Look at that chick!

  Beavis : Woah, check it out, Butt-Head! Check it out! Check it out!

  Butt-Head : Woah! They're all naked!

  Beavis : Look at that chick! Look! There's another one! There's another one!

  Butt-Head : Beavis! There's, like, thirty naked chicks in this video!

  Beavis : Naked chicks! Naked chicks!

  Butt-Head : This is the coolest video I've ever seen.

  Beavis : Yeah! Yeah!

  Butt-Head : That light smoke is starting to piss me off.

  Beavis : Yeah! Yeah!

  Butt-Head : They must have, like, known that this music sucked, so they, like, brought in a bunch of naked chicks.

  Beavis : Yeah! Yeah! They did the right thing.

  Butt-Head : Woah! That chick over there on the right... she just, like, moved her arms, and you could see all her boobs! And then she turned around and you could see her butt, too!

  Beavis : No way! Where? Where? Where? Where?

  Butt-Head : You missed it, Beavis. Dumbass.