Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Sporting Goods (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-head : When you're gonna walk the walk, you gotta... uh... talk too.

• Butt-head : Sometimes chicks like it when you get, like, all sensitive and stuff.

  Beavis : Um, how come you, like, know so much about chicks but then you never get any chicks?

  Butt-head : Well, I wasn't born on a barn, but I can choke my chicken.

• Butt-head : Hey, Diarr- uh, Daria, where'd you get the camera?

  Beavis : Yeah, you look like one of those papa-Nazis.

  Daria Morgendorffer : My parents made me join the school paper. The paper made me fashion reporter because I'm a girl. I hate fashion! There's no fashion in this town! I wanna be an enquiring photographer.

  Beavis : Yeah, yeah, then you can take pictures in the girls' locker room.

  Butt-head : Yeah, and enquire about how they'd like to please Big Daddy Butt-Head.

  Daria Morgendorffer : God, you're gross.

  [Daria takes their photo] 

  Beavis : Hey! Why'd you do that?

  Daria Morgendorffer : You never know, National Geographic might call.

  [she leaves] 

  Butt-head : She thinks we're cool.

  Beavis : Yeah. She's right.

• Bradley Buzzcut : [reading Beavis and Butt-head's self written note]  Please excuse Beavis and Butt-head from wearing "athletic sip-otters." They were unable to buy them because of a national "sip-otter" shortage. That's funny boys, according to the school press, you had no problems at all finding the necessary equipment.