- Butt-head: Hey, Diarr- uh, Daria, where'd you get the camera?
- Beavis: Yeah, you look like one of those papa-Nazis.
- Daria Morgendorffer: My parents made me join the school paper. The paper made me fashion reporter because I'm a girl. I hate fashion! There's no fashion in this town! I wanna be an enquiring photographer.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah, then you can take pictures in the girls' locker room.
- Butt-head: Yeah, and enquire about how they'd like to please Big Daddy Butt-Head.
- Daria Morgendorffer: God, you're gross.
- [Daria takes their photo]
- Beavis: Hey! Why'd you do that?
- Daria Morgendorffer: You never know, National Geographic might call.
- [she leaves]
- Butt-head: She thinks we're cool.
- Beavis: Yeah. She's right.
- Bradley Buzzcut: [reading Beavis and Butt-head's self written note] Please excuse Beavis and Butt-head from wearing "athletic sip-otters." They were unable to buy them because of a national "sip-otter" shortage. That's funny boys, according to the school press, you had no problems at all finding the necessary equipment.