Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Washing the Dog (1993)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Tom Anderson : Alls I'm saying is that you need to get up off your butts and work harder.

  Butt-head : Hey, it was free, ass-wipe!

  Tom Anderson : That does it. Get the hell off my property and don't ever come back!

  Butt-head : Uh, we have just one more question.

  Tom Anderson : Well, get out!

  Butt-head : Uh, can we be in your will?

  [Anderson slams the door] 

• Butt-head : Hey Beavis, I just made my pants even more dirtier.

  Beavis : Hey, look out the window. Those people can see us.

  Butt-head : Yeah. To them, my face looks like a sock.

• [shoves Mr.Anderson's dog in the dryer] 

  Beavis , Butt-head : Washing the dog! Washing the dog! Washing the dog! Washing the dog!

• Butt-head : [putting the Dog in the Washing Machine]  It's a Poodle, set it on Delicate.