Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

A Very Special Episode (1997)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [Beavis and Butt-Head arrive at the vet's with a wounded baby bird] 

  Receptionist : [not noticing the bird; sees a bruise on Beavis' forehead]  We don't treat humans here.

  Butt-Head : Uh... He's not human.

  Receptionist : Whatever.

  Butt-Head : Then, uh... Where's the garbage?

  Receptionist : [sees the bird in Butt-Head's hand and hands him a form]  Oh! Fill this out and go wait in there.

  Beavis : You have to fill out a form just to throw something in the garbage? That sucks!

  Butt-Head : Beavis, you're a stupid dumb-ass.

• Butt-Head : [tries to read the word 'symptoms']  Sym... Simpsons? Uh, they're pretty cool.