- [watching the music video for 'You Might Think' by The Cars, which features a clip of the band singing while floating on a sponge in a bathtub]
- Beavis: Woah, Butt-Head! How do they do that?
- Butt-Head: They have all this, like, complicated stuff and it makes the TV do, like, things that look weird. It's cool. It's called "special defects".
- Beavis: Yeah. Cool.
- [watching the video for 'Kiss' by Tom Jones]
- Butt-Head: Hey, this isn't Prince! This is that old guy that stuffs his pants.
- Tom Jones: I just want your extra time and your... kiss!
- Butt-Head: Kiss *this*!
- [Beavis moons the TV]
- [watching the video for 'I Wanna Rock' by Twisted Sister]
- Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video: What kind of a man desecrates a defenceless textbook?
- Butt-Head: Yeah, really! Asswipe.
- Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video: I've got a good mind to slap your fat face.
- Beavis: Slap him! Slap him! Hit him! Kick him!
- Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video: You are destroying your life with that... that GARBAGE. ALRIGHT...
- Teacher in 'I Wanna Rock' Video, Butt-Head, Beavis: ...MISTER SISTER, I WANT YOU TO TELL ME - NO, BETTER YET, STAND UP AND TELL THE CLASS. WHAT DO YOU WANNA DO WITH YOUR LIFE?