How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)

Ted Mosby, Architect (2006)

Stephen Keys: Bouncer

Quotes 

• Robin Scherbatsky : [Outside nightclub]  Excuse me. I'm looking for a couple guys who came in here earlier. One's about six-four, 210, sandy brown hair. And the other's a cheating bastard.

  Bouncer : You're going to need to refresh my memory.

  Lily Aldrin : Okay, fella. Baby knows how this game's played. How's a 20 help your memory?

  [Hands him a 20 dollar bill] 

  Bouncer : Thanks, but seriously, it was crazy tonight. You really do need to refresh my memory.

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, Then can I have the...?

  [Tries to take her money back, but the bouncer pockets it] 

  Lily Aldrin : That's cool. You keep that.

• Robin Scherbatsky : You know this girl. Where does she live?

  Bouncer : I'm not telling you that for less than 20 bucks.

  Lily Aldrin : Well, I'm out of money.

  Robin Scherbatsky : I'm cashed, too.

  Bouncer : I'll take your purse.

  Robin Scherbatsky : My purse?

  Bouncer : Yeah, my girl likes clutches.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Okay, fine.

  [Takes everything out of her purse then hands it over] 

  Lily Aldrin : [to the bouncer]  You should tell her that looks really good with a chocolate boot.

  Robin Scherbatsky : Bitch is lucky I brought my small purse. No room for my gun. Here. Now where does the rodeo slut live?

  Bouncer : The building with the green light, apartment 3-C.

  Lily Aldrin : Oh, my God, Robin, are you going to kick this girl's ass?

  Robin Scherbatsky : Yeah... And steal her purse.