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Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : You're not hacking C.I.A.?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No. No. No. No. Homeland Security. They post a redundant C.I.A. archive.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : All right my - my superiors aren't going to like this.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't tell them.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : [Chuckles] Smart and devious. That's a dangerous combination.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You forgot... charming.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [they just look at each other until-] I'm in.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : [walking towards McGee] No I didn't.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Probie, you got the woods. I got the far side.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [McGee hesitates] Uh.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Poison ivy, Boss. I just- I look at the stuff and I break out.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't look!
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[McGee has poison ivy]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : When Gibbs told me to go check out the forest, I should have just told him...!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Told me what, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [panicking] ... No!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [sarcastic] Well, that probably would have been a good idea.
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[Ducky is "talking" with the body of Col. Cooper, killed by a bomb in a golf course sand trap]
Dr. Donald Mallard : Myself, I have trouble getting out of the sand. But I suppose it's because I don't practice enough. You know, I dig my feet in, I open the club face, but then I forget to follow through, and the ball only goes a couple of feet.
[Gibbs and Col. Mann enter behind him]
Dr. Donald Mallard : Not nearly as far as you traveled, my friend.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : Is he talking to himself?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : No, the body.
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NCIS Director Jenny Shepard : He was set to deploy tomorrow. At least he got to spend the last day with his son.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : That's one way to look at it.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Better have a fatal disease, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Josh's mom called, he's looking for payback. Wants to skip Princeton and join the Marines. I went to talk him out of it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Did you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know, Boss.
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Officer Ziva David : However this cell is operating, they found a way to do so without leaving a shred of evidence.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Other than the dead marine.
[Gibbs walks away. DiNozzo whispers to Ziva]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice.
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Mamoun Sharif : Who am I talking to?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs , Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : [simultaneously] Me.
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[Sharif catches Abraham stealing a sandwich from his store]
Mamoun Sharif : Hey! What did I tell you? The owner takes this out of my pocket! The next time I catch you, I'm calling the police! Out the back!
[He hustles Abraham to the back door, but then stops him and gives him the sandwich back]
Mamoun Sharif : So don't let me catch you.
Abraham Moussalah : Thank you.
[Abraham leaves. Sharif turns and sees Gibbs and Mann standing there]
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : It still comes out of your pocket, doesn't it?
Mamoun Sharif : Yes, but where I was born it is a sin to turn away a hungry man.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Eighteen holes on a golf course.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : Yep. You want to divide them up?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Sure. We'll take the crime scene. You and your people can take the other seventeen.
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Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : Do all your people talk to themselves?
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't yours?
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Dr. Donald Mallard : Well, the cause of death appears to be just what you see here: explosive dismemberment.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Yeah, got that part.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : What we don't have are traceable fragments from that explosion.
Dr. Donald Mallard : Yes, Abby was complaining about the dearth of physical evidence from the crime scene.
[to the body]
Dr. Donald Mallard : Present company excepted, of course.