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Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : You're not hacking C.I.A.?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : No. No. No. No. Homeland Security. They post a redundant C.I.A. archive.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : All right my - my superiors aren't going to like this.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't tell them.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : [Chuckles] Smart and devious. That's a dangerous combination.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : You forgot... charming.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [they just look at each other until-] I'm in.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : [walking towards McGee] No I didn't.
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[Abraham has been tricked into carrying a time bomb into a shopping center. The rest of the team and Col. Mann rush up to defuse it]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Thirty seconds...
Officer Ziva David : Tony, Army knife.
Abraham Moussalah : [oblivious, to McGee] What's your name?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What? Uh, Tim.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It means, "he who is about to wet his pants."
[Ziva disarms the bomb with five seconds left. Everyone exhales]
Abraham Moussalah : Why is he gonna wet his pants?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Probie, you got the woods. I got the far side.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [McGee hesitates] Uh.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Poison ivy, Boss. I just- I look at the stuff and I break out.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't look!
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[McGee has poison ivy]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : When Gibbs told me to go check out the forest, I should have just told him...!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [entering] Told me what, McGee?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [panicking] ... No!
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : [sarcastic] Well, that probably would have been a good idea.
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[Abby summarizes the evidence, while McGee applies balm to his poison ivy. She finishes]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [smiling blissfully] You're right. Gibbs is definitely not going to like this. But right now, I don't care.
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Special Agent Timothy McGee : [scratching himself] I have poison ivy, and it's killing me!
Abby Sciuto : My secret remedy.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What is it?
Abby Sciuto : Carbonic acid. You just smear it on.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : I am not going to put acid on my... boys!