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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Did I miss something?
Officer Ziva David : Gibbs just found his fourth ex-wife.
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Josh Cooper : [Josh 1s planing to join the Corps, DiNozzo is trying to talk him out of it] They killed my dad! What would you do?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I'd want justice. What you're looking for is revenge.
Josh Cooper : That's right. An eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : See, that just leaves you with a bunch of toothless blind people.
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Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : [as Gibbs approaches Abraham] What the hell is he doing?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What he always does.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : Four marriages. Negotiating's probably not his thing.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : You'd be surprised.
Army Lt. Col. Hollis Mann : I have been so far.
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[Abraham has been tricked into carrying a time bomb into a shopping center. The rest of the team and Col. Mann rush up to defuse it]
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Thirty seconds...
Officer Ziva David : Tony, Army knife.
Abraham Moussalah : [oblivious, to McGee] What's your name?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : What? Uh, Tim.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : It means, "he who is about to wet his pants."
[Ziva disarms the bomb with five seconds left. Everyone exhales]
Abraham Moussalah : Why is he gonna wet his pants?
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Probie, you got the woods. I got the far side.
Special Agent Timothy McGee : [McGee hesitates] Uh.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : What?
Special Agent Timothy McGee : Poison ivy, Boss. I just- I look at the stuff and I break out.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Don't look!
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [as Ziva is disarming a bomb] I can see down your shirt right now.
Officer Ziva David : I don't think your new girlfriend would like that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What are you talking about? I don- I don't know what you're talking about.
Officer Ziva David : I'm talking about you and the fact that you no longer stare at every woman when they pass you by.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well I'm looking down your shirt right now.
Officer Ziva David : See anything good?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Yeah, real good. But I'm not entirely sure it's worth dying...
[Ziva cuts a wire]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [tense pause before finishing] over.
Officer Ziva David : "Not worth dying over."
[zips up her jacket]
Officer Ziva David : I'll remember that.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : What if I said it was?
Officer Ziva David : Now you'll never know.
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Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Looks like you've made up your mind.
Josh Cooper : Special Agent slash mind-reader.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Well when you're good, you're good.
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Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Better have a fatal disease, DiNozzo.
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Josh's mom called, he's looking for payback. Wants to skip Princeton and join the Marines. I went to talk him out of it.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Did you?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't know, Boss.
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Officer Ziva David : However this cell is operating, they found a way to do so without leaving a shred of evidence.
Special Agent Leroy Jethro Gibbs : Other than the dead marine.
[Gibbs walks away. DiNozzo whispers to Ziva]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : Nice.
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[Ziva insists on trying to disarm the bomb before the E.O.D. squad arrives]
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : [following her] This has to be the stupidest thing any human being has ever done.
Officer Ziva David : Then why are you following me, Tony?
Special Agent Anthony DiNozzo : I don't frickin' know!