- Beavis: Whoa! Hey Butthead lets see what's on TV.
- Butthead: Beavis I already told you I'm not letting you touch the remote anymore. Now give me that. Butt-Knocker
- Beavis: No way and stop calling me Butt-Knocker!
- Butthead: Give it here before I kick your butt-knockering ass.
- Beavis: Stop calling me that, Butthead, stop it
- Butthead: Butt knocker
- Beavis: Shut up Butthead, shut up. Ahh. I'm gonna kill you Butthead. I swear to god I'm gonna kill you.
- Butthead: Oh yeah. You and what other Buttknocker.
- Butthead, Beavis: Buttknocker, Buttknocker, Buttknocker. I'm gonna kill you, you son of a bitch
- Additional Voices: [police break open the door and arrest Beavis] Get him!
- Beavis: Ahh, let me go. I'm gonna kill Butthead, I'm gonna kill him. ahhh
- Butthead: [police carry Beavis away] That was cool
- Beavis: [while watching the Goops' "Booze Cabana" video] Whoa, look at that shoe! Look, high heels!
- Butthead: Yeah, that must mean there's a chick!
- Beavis: Or Todd Rundgren.
- Butthead: Who?
- Beavis: Todd Rundgren.
- Butthead: Who the hell is that, Beavis?
- Beavis: You don't know who Todd Rundgren is?
- Butthead: Uh, no. And you don't either.
- Beavis: Oh yeah.
- Beavis: Hey Butt-head, where are we going again?
- Butthead: Beavis, do I have to smack you upside the head and beat some sense into you? We're going to check out that place where that guy killed his brother, dumbass.
- Beavis: Oh yeah.
- Butthead: It was your idea in the first place, butt-knocker.
- Beavis: Hey, don't call me butt-knocker, Butthead! I'm serious.