- Coach Buzzcut: [reading a letter from the school board] "We regret to inform you that your abuse of two students has been recently brought to our attention."
- [stands up and crumples the letter]
- Coach Buzzcut: WHO ARE THEY? I'LL KILL EM!
- Principle McVicker: You see. Are these the kind of kids you want? We need teachers who are not afraid to use dicapline. Coach Buzzcut is an excellent example!
- Butt-Head: No way. Buzzcut is always screaming at us and kicking our asses.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah um, um,. Once he-ah, he- ah he hit me and uh he threw me into a locker and then he kicked me.
- Principle McVicker: What! You're lying. That's nothing compared to what I'm gonna do to you! Now get the hell out of here!
- Additional Voices: Principal McVicker it is completely unnecessary to talk to students like that.
- Principle McVicker: What? Shut up! What do you know?
- Additional Voices: I think you're out of line!
- Principle McVicker: Out of line my ass! I'm gonna kill'em and then I'm gonna kill you!
- [a fight begins]
- Principle McVicker: You bastard!
- Butt-Head: Woah!
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah, yeah! Take him outside and kick his ass!
- Butt-Head: This is cool.