Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Pregnant Pause (1995)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Woman in store : Girl, I cannot believe you went and got yourself pregnant.

  Beavis : You can get yourself pregnant? Ahh! Give me one of those!

  [snatches pregnancy test from woman and stuffs it under his shirt] 

  Butt-head : What's with you, Beavis? You look like you're pregnant.

• Woman on TV : Nausea again. That horrible clawing, pounding, aching...

  Beavis : [clutching stomach]  Yeah, yeah me too.

  Woman on TV : It could be morning sickness, but what about these cravings? My god, I better not be pregnant! Get me some nachos!

  [later] 

  Woman on TV : Oh, contractions, contractions! It's coming out! I can feel!

  Beavis : Hey, Butt-head, when people get pregnant, they have to be chicks, right?

• Beavis : Hey, Butt-head, you know how those women got pregnant, right?

  Butt-head : Oh, yeah.

  Beavis : They had to, like, do it, right?

  Butt-head : Yeah, they did it.

  Beavis : Oh yeah. I knew that. I was just like, testing you, and stuff.

• Woman on TV : [in labor]  Uhh! Give me another epidural, you moron! Don't you tell me I only feel pressure, I feel pain! Pain, you little turds! Ahh!

  Beavis : [clutching stomach]  Ah! Contraptions! Contraptions! Ah! It's coming out, I can feel it! AH!

  [runs to the bathroom]