- [after the Stevensons walk in to see their house trashed]
- Mr. Stevenson: Beavis, Butt-Head, what happened? Where's the couch? Where's the TV?
- Butt-Head: Uh, the movers took it dude.
- Mr. Stevenson: [groans in rage] Movers? You idiots! We've been robbed!
- Butt-Head: Robbed? We were here all day, we didn't see any robbers.
- Stewart Stevenson: You guys are in big trouble.
- Mrs. Stevenson: Who's dirty magazine is this? Wet hooters?
- Mr. Stevenson: I don't know. Stewart?
- [Beavis and Butt-Head leaves the house]
- Beavis: Hey, Butt-Head. How come Stewart's dad's so pissed?
- Butt-Head: I don't know. Maybe their new house sucked worse than this one.
- Beavis: [mocks Mr. Stevenson] We got robbed! We got robbed!
- Butt-Head: Yeah. What a dork!