- Butt-head: [watching a Jerry Lee Lewis video] It's like all you need to do is, like, you know, kick the piano and do it with your cousin, and you'll be cool forever.
- Beavis: [Beavis and Butt-Head are watching a Korn music video] I think there's a problem with this video, as it is highly derivative of many popular bands within the genre, although when viewed on its own merit, it does have a decent groove.
- Butt-head: Uh, Beavis?
- Beavis: However, what it has in groove, it lacks in originality.
- Butt-head: What's your problem, Beavis?
- Beavis: One can't help but be reminded of such bands as Pearl Jam, White Zombie, Suicidal Tendencies, and other bands that bear the mantle of so-called alternative rock.
- Butt-head: You're talking like a dumbass.
- Beavis: One is even reminded of Laurie Anderson when she wore curlers. This video speaks less to the heart, and more to the sphincter. In closing, I think Korn would do well to learn more from...
- Butt-head: Beavis!
- [slaps Beavis several times]