Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Yard Sale (1996)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-Head : This table is, like, twenty dollars.

  Man : And what about the four chairs?

  Butt-Head : Uh, they're eight. Huh-huh-huh.

  Man : How much for the set?

  Butt-Head : Uh... Uh... fifteen.

  Man : Here you go.

  Butt-Head : Hey, Beavis, I'm like ripping these people off. Huh-huh-huh.

• Man : Huh. A purple heart from Korea; you gotta be wounded to get one of these.

  Beavis : Oh, yeah, yeah, um, heh, I was shot in the butt. Heh-heh-heh. Five bucks.

• Man : How much did you say you wanted?

  Butt-Head : Uh, how much do you wanna spend?

  Man : Well, I've only got eight dollars on me, but I could write you a check.

  Butt-Head : Uh, we only take cash, but uh, it just happens to be eight dollars. Huh-huh-huh.

  [the man pays and picks up the TV, while B&B laugh] 

  Butt-Head : Whoa, did you see that? I took all his money. What a dumb-ass.

  Beavis : Yeah, heh-heh-heh. Dumb-ass.

• Old Lady : [looking over a Nativity scene]  But where's the baby Jesus?

  Butt-Head : Uh, he's like ten bucks extra.

  Old Lady : Charging money for the baby Jesus? That's sacrilege.

  Butt-Head : He's naked. Huh-huh-huh.

  Old Lady : You can tell Tom Anderson he's going to Hell for this.

  Butt-Head : Whoa, huh-huh-huh. Okay, I'll tell him.