- Man: Huh. A purple heart from Korea; you gotta be wounded to get one of these.
- Beavis: Oh, yeah, yeah, um, heh, I was shot in the butt. Heh-heh-heh. Five bucks.
- Man: How much did you say you wanted?
- Butt-Head: Uh, how much do you wanna spend?
- Man: Well, I've only got eight dollars on me, but I could write you a check.
- Butt-Head: Uh, we only take cash, but uh, it just happens to be eight dollars. Huh-huh-huh.
- [the man pays and picks up the TV, while B&B laugh]
- Butt-Head: Whoa, did you see that? I took all his money. What a dumb-ass.
- Beavis: Yeah, heh-heh-heh. Dumb-ass.
- Old Lady: [looking over a Nativity scene] But where's the baby Jesus?
- Butt-Head: Uh, he's like ten bucks extra.
- Old Lady: Charging money for the baby Jesus? That's sacrilege.
- Butt-Head: He's naked. Huh-huh-huh.
- Old Lady: You can tell Tom Anderson he's going to Hell for this.
- Butt-Head: Whoa, huh-huh-huh. Okay, I'll tell him.