- Butt-head: I heard on MTV News that this dude's dad
- [Ad-Rock from the Beastie Boys]
- Butt-head: writes movies.
- Beavis: What do you mean he writes movies? You can't read a movie.
- Butt-head: No, it's like he writes what they say.
- Beavis: You mean he just like goes to movies and sits there and writes down everything they say?
- Butt-head: No, he writes it down before they say it.
- Beavis: Well, how does he know what they're gonna say?
- Butt-head: He just like makes it up.
- Beavis: Really? Well, anybody can do that!