Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Follow Me (1997)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [watching a car race on TV] 

  Butt-Head : This is stupid. Bunch of dumb-asses going around in circles.

  Beavis : Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's stupid! It's, like, just a bunch of dumb-asses going around in circles!

  [a car crashes, creating a fire] 

  Butt-Head : Woah! This is the coolest show in the history of television.

  Beavis : Yeah, yeah! It's like, it's like, it's the coolest show in the history of television!

  Butt-Head : Dammit, Beavis, why do you always do that?

  Beavis : Why do, why do I always do what?

  Butt-Head : How come everytime I say something you, like, say the same thing?

  Beavis : How come everytime before *I* say something, *you* say the same thing? It's, like, you just do it first! Bunghole!

  Butt-Head : See, Beavis, you just did it again!

  Beavis : See, see, *you* just did it again!

  Butt-Head : Dammit, Beavis.

  Beavis : Yeah, yeah, see! That's what I was gonna say! Yeah! I was gonna say, "Dammit!"

  [pause] 

  Butt-Head : Ehh... Hey, Beavis, I'm a big, stupid butthole and my mom's a slut.

  Beavis : Um, yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say, "You're a big stupid butthole!" And... and my mom's a slut.

• [watching the video for Del Amitri's 'Roll with Me'] 

  Beavis : Oh, no. This video freaks me out. It's like, y'know, I get all excited when I see the chicks, and then I see these stubby dudes and it makes my... makes my testes retract to my globules.

  Butt-Head : Yeah. It gives me a special feeling in my seminiferous tubules.