- [watching a car race on TV]
- Butt-Head: This is stupid. Bunch of dumb-asses going around in circles.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah. Yeah, it's stupid! It's, like, just a bunch of dumb-asses going around in circles!
- [a car crashes, creating a fire]
- Butt-Head: Woah! This is the coolest show in the history of television.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah! It's like, it's like, it's the coolest show in the history of television!
- Butt-Head: Dammit, Beavis, why do you always do that?
- Beavis: Why do, why do I always do what?
- Butt-Head: How come everytime I say something you, like, say the same thing?
- Beavis: How come everytime before *I* say something, *you* say the same thing? It's, like, you just do it first! Bunghole!
- Butt-Head: See, Beavis, you just did it again!
- Beavis: See, see, *you* just did it again!
- Butt-Head: Dammit, Beavis.
- Beavis: Yeah, yeah, see! That's what I was gonna say! Yeah! I was gonna say, "Dammit!"
- [pause]
- Butt-Head: Ehh... Hey, Beavis, I'm a big, stupid butthole and my mom's a slut.
- Beavis: Um, yeah, yeah, I was just gonna say, "You're a big stupid butthole!" And... and my mom's a slut.
- [watching the video for Del Amitri's 'Roll with Me']
- Beavis: Oh, no. This video freaks me out. It's like, y'know, I get all excited when I see the chicks, and then I see these stubby dudes and it makes my... makes my testes retract to my globules.
- Butt-Head: Yeah. It gives me a special feeling in my seminiferous tubules.