Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Head Lice (1997)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• Butt-Head : [Beavis starts hitting Butt-Head with a fly swatter]  Ow! What the hell are you doing, asswipe.

  Beavis : [Excitedly]  I'm kicking the bugs ass. yeah, yeah

  Butt-Head : I'm gonna kick your ass, fartknocker.

  [Kicks Beavis in the testicals] 

  Beavis : Ow!

  Butt-Head : Now get up.

• Beavis : [looking through a microscope at adult lice laying eggs]  Whoa, Butt-Head! This one's taking a dump!

• Nurse : Here's the name of a special shampoo, and a lotion for skin irritation.

  Butt-Head : Uh huh huh. You said foreskin.