Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)

Inventors (1997)

Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson

Quotes 

• [Beavis and Butt-head see a man chopping wood] 

  Beavis : Um... I know. Let's invent a tree.

  Butt-head : [annoyed]  Beavis.

  Beavis : See, we could build one out of lumbers and two-by-fours and stuff, and then we could, like, tape some leaves...

  [Butt-head slaps him] 

  Beavis : OW! See, that way, anyone who needs wood, but doesn't want to cut down his own tree, can just like, buy our tree, and cut it down, and then he...

  [Butt-head slaps him again] 

  Beavis : OW!

  Butt-head : Why wouldn't he just go cut down his neighbor's tree, dumbass? Now, quit wasting time. We need to come up with a real money-making invention.