- Beavis: [back at their house watching TV] Whoa look! He's got a knife! I bet we're gonna see some violence.
- Butt-Head: [slaps Beavis] It's a cooking show, Dumbass He's just gonna like cut food with it.
- Beavis: Dammit Butt-head change it back or I swear I'll rip your bung-hole off!
- [wrestles Butt-head on the ground]
- Beavis: I'm gonna kick you in the nads!
- Butt-Head: I'll rip your face off and shove it up your butt!
- Beavis: Dammit this wussy crap is pissing me off! C'mon, c'mon get violent! Yeah, I wanna see some violence!
- Butt-Head: Beavis, you dumbass, it's just a kids show. Here I'll find something violent.
- Beavis: [Tries to take the remote from Butt-head] No, I wanna do it. Give me that you son of a bitch.
- Butt-Head: Dammit Beavis, I'm gonna shove this remote control right up your butt.
- [They start to fight each other]
- Stuart Stevenson: MOM!