Family Guy (TV Series)

Prick Up Your Ears (2006)

Alex Borstein: Lois Griffin, Rodney's Wife, Asian Woman, Harry Houdini's Wife

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Quotes 

• Lois Griffin : Meg Griffin, we need to have a talk.

  [gasps] 

  Meg Griffin : Mom!

  [hides under the covers with Doug] 

  Lois Griffin : OH MY GOD! You kids were doing it... in the EAR!

  Brian Griffin : Hey, my sandwich tastes funny. Is there something wrong with the Smuckers?

  Peter Griffin : [from his room]  Yeah, it's been on my crotch.

• Lois Griffin : Look Meg, A, Ear sex is just unnatural, and B, how do I say this, vaginal intercourse is... it... its just tops! It's the bee's knees, Meg. Oh, when your rattle it around just right, oh my god! I mean, you remember when we had that old car with the bad shocks, and I used to take the old dirt road on purpose! Meg! Meg?

  [Lois looks up to find Meg had left and Brian is standing outside the door] 

  Brian Griffin : I love you!

• Peter Griffin : [after sex]  Ah, that was great. Where'd you get that tattoo on your lower back?

  Lois Griffin : I don't know, Peter. Meth is a hell of a drug.

  Peter Griffin : What?