Scrubs (TV Series)

My Mirror Image (2006)

Christa Miller: Jordan Sullivan

Quotes 

• Jordan Sullivan : [handing him a fork]  Welcome home, Perry. Here's the new program: You occasionally lift a finger helping with Jack, and I'm gonna try to keep from hating the unborn baby in my belly that's made my ass so big, I can't fit the whole thing on a toilet when I pee eight hundred times a day! I can't.

  Dr. Cox : You love spaghetti. You had some just last night, didn't ya?

  Baby Jack : No, I didn't.

  Dr. Cox : Jordan, the boy is lying to me.

  Jordan Sullivan : Oh, Perry, nobody likes a tattle-tail!