The Simpsons (TV Series)

G.I. (Annoyed Grunt) (2006)

Dan Castellaneta: Homer Simpson, Squeaky-Voiced Teen, Krusty the Clown, Homer's Brain, Grampa Simpson, Sideshow Mel

Quotes 

• Drill Sergeant : Ordinarily, I would spend the next two hours questioning your sexuality, running down your hometowns and telling you to drop and give me various numbers.

  Homer Simpson : Are you gonna ask us our major malfunctions? 'Cause mine is I care too much.

  Drill Sergeant : Unfortunately, the demand for troops has never been higher, so we've got to speed things up. While you've been standing here, your hair's been cut and your clothes have been replaced with army fatigues.

• Drill Sergeant : [as the recruits are going through an obstacle course]  Here's your nicknames: Brooklyn, Hollywood, Kissimmee-St. Cloud, Florida, Maverick, Blanket Hog, Newman's Own, Master of Suspense, England's Rose, Nickname Pending, Bram Stoker's Dracula and Snowflake!

  Homer Simpson : Snowflake? What happens to me in the summer?

  Drill Sergeant : A troublemaker, huh? You're gonna sit here and eat donuts while the rest of the unit does push-ups!

  [Homer starts eating while the rest of the unit begins push-ups] 

  Homer Simpson : I don't understand, how does punishing me teach them a lesson?

  Drill Sergeant : Just for that, they'll do the push-ups one-handed while you eat Alaskan king salmon and I give you a foot rub.

• Marge Simpson : [horrified]  Homer! Our son joined the army!

  Homer Simpson : Oh, big deal. By the time Bart's eighteen, we're gonna control the world... we're China, right?