Scrubs (TV Series)

My Best Friend's Baby's Baby and My Baby's Baby (2006)

John C. McGinley: Dr. Perry Cox

Quotes 

• Baby Jack : [seeing the video of Carla in labor]  What's that?

  Dr. Cox : That is the vagina of a 35 year old Latina woman.

• Dr. Kelso : What the hell's with her?

  Dr. Cox : She's mad, but she can't give me the "silent" treatment because she knows I actually love that, so she's giving me the "talk-until-I-want-to-commit-suicide" treatment.

  Dr. Kelso : Sucks to be you.

• Baby Jack : What's gin?

  Dr. Cox : Gin is an alcoholic beverage, which, if your mommy's strong genes are any indication, you'll eventually learn to love as it slowly destroys a giant portion of your adult life.