- Christopher Hayden: Apparently the crème brûlée is to die for.
- Rory Gilmore: Since when do you say 'to die for'?
- Lorelai Gilmore: Since he got addicted to Project Runway.
- Christopher Hayden: Make it work!
- Christopher Hayden: Thought our stomachs should start adjusting to French cuisine, so I got us croissants and cafe au lait.
- Lorelai Gilmore: I thought cafe au lait was Spanish.
- Christopher Hayden: No, it's French for coffee and milk, lait is milk.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Really? I thought it was cafe ole! Like 'coffee, alright!'
- Emily Gilmore: A grandparent is a type of parent.
- Lorelai Gilmore: No, it's not.
- Emily Gilmore: A grand piano is a type of piano, is it not?