- Christopher Hayden: I hope Gigi picks up the language and the customs, but none of the rudeness.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, no, Gigi's too sweet. She's got an impenetrable coat of sweetness around her. You shouldn't have called her Gigi, you should've called her M&Ms.
- Lorelai Gilmore: Oh, my god.
- Christopher Hayden: What?
- Lorelai Gilmore: We're in Paris!
- Christopher Hayden: You were thinking it was Phoenix?