- Zoey Brooks: I've spent the last three hours with Quinn and Lola, trying to figure out what to get you for your birthday.
- Chase Matthews: You can give me my coffee back. But seriously, you don't need to get me a present.
- Zoey Brooks: You're getting a present.
- Chase Matthews: Oh, thank God!
- [Chase is trying to write a paper. Michael's alarm goes off, Quinn starts a drilling tool, and Lola's phone rings, all at once]
- Chase Matthews: Hey! Hey, could you guys quiet it down a little bit?
- [everyone still make the same sounds]
- Michael Barret: I'm trying! This thing won't... won't stop!
- [Logan comes in and starts gurgling water in his throat after brushing his teeth, mixed up with all the other sounds]
- Chase Matthews: [exploding] Okay, that's it! You people... are too loud!
- [the only thing that now makes a sound is Michael's alarm]
- Lola Martinez: Oh, wait! Happy birthday!
- Chase Matthews: BAAAH!
- [he flees the room]