Baby Mama (2008)

John Hodgman: Fertility Specialist

Quotes 

• Fertility Specialist : Well... I just don't like your uterus.

  Fertility Specialist : Don't get me wrong, your eggs are in great shape, but you have a T-shaped uterus. That combined with your advanced maternal age, it's preventing proper implantation.

  Kate Holbrook : Why do I have this T-shaped uterus?

  Fertility Specialist : Well, probably has something to do with medication that was given to your mother when she was pregnant with you. We used lot of drugs back in the '70s which we now know can cause infertility.

  Kate Holbrook : Infertility?

  Fertility Specialist : Yeah. I would say that your chances of conceiving are very low.

  Kate Holbrook : How low?

  Fertility Specialist : Well, I don't want to assign a number to it.

  Kate Holbrook : What would you assign it? A color, a nickname, a locker?

  Fertility Specialist : Okay. One in, in a million. I just don't like...

  Kate Holbrook : Don't say that again.