- Edd: Aren't I frightening?
- [Edd is dressed as some kind of giant single-celled organism; an amoeba, perhaps?]
- Edd: Rrr!
- Eddy: What the heck are you supposed to be?
- Edd: Guess, Eddy. I am less than five micrometers tall, yet I pack a truly terrifying punch.
- [His friends stare at him cluelessly]
- Edd: Don't get too close to me, or I may infect you!
- [His friends stand there, with no idea what he's talking about]
- Edd: In the dark ages, I caused millions of deaths!
- [Still more silence]
- Edd: THE BUBONIC PLAGUE! I'M THE BUBONIC PLAGUE!
- Eddy: [making an overbite] Like on your teeth?
- Edd: NO! NOT PLAQUE! PLAGUE! PLAGUE!
- Eddy: Too bad. Spook-e-ville, here we come!
- [the Eds race off to find the trail that will lead them to the promised land.]