- Toki Wartooth: Ah, cool, you gots a new shipment of custom guitar!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yeah, this is uh, some designs I'm messing around with, uh, this one is, um, Swiss Army-tar. It's a good guitar for a camping trip, it's got toothpick.
- Pickles the Drummer: Yeah, good tone. What's that one right there?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Uhh, is just an Antfarm-itar. But, still workings on it.
- William Murderface: Nice! I'd like to stand on that thing.
- Pickles the Drummer: Yeah, I'd stand on that.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Yah, and this is the Gibson Excalibu-tar, ya know. And here's my guitar made from the wood of Christ's cross.
- William Murderface: Awww, get ready for a billion e-mails. Here comes the offended religious weirdos.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: What's offensive about the most religious instrument ever?
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Are you telling me they are out of dragons?
- Stage Hand: They never HAD dragons
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Who didn't?
- Stage Hand: The world!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: GET this guy out of here! FIND me a dragon!
- Toki Wartooth: Don't you remember being a little kids, when your teeths would fall out and grow back and you would get the old one under the pillow so the ancient Norse god Ortha the tooths collector would come and give you a Pickle's Nickel?
- Toki Wartooth: I'm Toki. I slips in and out of diabetic coma. I wish they made insulin flavored candy.
- Charles Foster Ofdensen: Skwisgaar, this is your hand insurance policy. Should anything happen to your hands, you will be reimbursed $10 billion. Just sign here... here... and just sign here...
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Here. It looks like it's wont stop. How many copy I gots to sign?
- Charles Foster Ofdensen: Ten. One policy for each finger.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Oh, yeah. That makes sense.
- Pickles the Drummer: Our country's experiencing a horrible problem - nobody is using nickels. Use nickels. Nickels is money too guys.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Okay, let me explains again, in prafectly clear English, I wants flies in on a dragons, okay? How many times I got to tells this peoples?
- Stage Hand: I know, there isn't a dragon.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: I know that's what I'm telling you!
- Stage Hand: But that's what I'm telling you!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: So go get one! What are you doing here? Go, go get one now, go, go!
- Stage Hand: They don't have them!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Are you telling me they are out of dragons?
- Stage Hand: They never had dragons!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Who didn't?
- Stage Hand: The world!
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: GET this guy out of here! FIND me a dragon!
- William Murderface: We've been talking Skwisgaar and, we think this whole production could be a lot more... zippy. It just, it needs zazz! Am I, I mean I'm right to say that right?
- Nathan Explosion: No, you're right to say that. It's just, you know, you could stand to zazz it a up a little bit more.
- Pickles the Drummer: No offense Skwisgaar but I gotta say this whole thing, it uh, it lacks zazz.
- William Murderface: You could just put it on the zazz train to zazz-ville.
- Toki Wartooth: Yeah because no offense there's absolutely no zazz to be found, not here anyway, not in these parts.
- Nathan Explosion: What we're trying to say is that there's two kinds of shows out there, those with and those without...
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Could you please stop saying zazz?
- Nathan Explosion: Zazz.
- Pickles the Drummer: Zazz.
- Skwisgaar Skwigelf: Please stop saying zazz.
- Pickles the Drummer: Why don't you let us help you out?
- William Murderface: Yeah and lighten the load, make it more zaaa - ohh, you know.
- Nathan Explosion: Hello. Isn't this a nice surprise? Me being here at this incredibly zazzy event.
- William Murderface: A fantastic star-studded evening, of zazz!
- Pickles the Drummer: Got any room for any more zazz up here?
- Toki Wartooth: I think I have diabetes. I'm going to take a fucking nap.