Mark Addy: Bill Miller

Quotes 

• Brian Miller : Hey! Guys! You will not believe what happened at school today. I've been placed in the accelerated math program at Northwestern University.

  Bill Miller : Well, serves you right.

• Judy Miller : We've been waitin' up for you all night. We thought you were lyin' in a ditch somewhere.

  Brian Miller : If you were waiting up all night, then why does Dad have pillow marks all over his face?

  Bill Miller : They're... worry lines.

  Brian Miller : Why did you worry on only one side of your face?

• Judy Miller : How'd it go? D'ja get through to 'im?

  Bill Miller : Like corn through a goose.

• Bill Miller : Parenting's hard, especially when you take months off at a time.

• Bill Miller : [on Brian moving out]  He'll be back soon enough. Remember when he was ten and he insisted we let him sleep in the back yard? He didn't make it through the night. He thought it was haunted.

  Judy Miller : Well, you did try to scare him. You were runnin' through the yard with a sheet over your head howlin'.

  Bill Miller : Actually I was drunk and stumbled into the clothesline. You know, ah, believe me, I was... I was far more scared than he was.

• Bill Miller : I'm home from work - unless they call, in which case I'm still there, somewhere.