Taylor Ball: Brian Miller

Quotes 

• Brian Miller : Hey! Guys! You will not believe what happened at school today. I've been placed in the accelerated math program at Northwestern University.

  Bill Miller : Well, serves you right.

• Judy Miller : We've been waitin' up for you all night. We thought you were lyin' in a ditch somewhere.

  Brian Miller : If you were waiting up all night, then why does Dad have pillow marks all over his face?

  Bill Miller : They're... worry lines.

  Brian Miller : Why did you worry on only one side of your face?

• Judy Miller : When you stay out late, how do we know you're not lyin' in a ditch somewhere?

  Brian Miller : Where is this ditch you keep talking about?

  Judy Miller : They're around.