South Park (TV Series)

Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (2006)

Mona Marshall: Sheila Broflovski

Quotes 

• Sheila Broflovski : Help! Please, I need your help! That teacher, Miss Stevenson, she's left town with my son. I've got a note saying they're going to Milan.

  Policeman #1 : You're kidding?

  Sheila Broflovski : No, it's true.

  Policeman #1 : Damn it! Where were all these sexed up teachers when I was a kid?

  Sheila Broflovski : This is serious!

  Officer Foley : [sarcastic]  Yeah, a boy is going to Milan with a beautiful, older woman. Quick, call the FBI!

  [all policemen laugh] 

  Sheila Broflovski : ARE YOU GOING TO DO NOTHING?

  Policeman #1 : All right, all right, we'll make a report. Jesus!

• Kyle : Mom, I think maybe you should talk to Ike about love and sex.

  Sheila Broflovski : Sex? Oh, booby, Ike is much too young.