South Park (TV Series)
Miss Teacher Bangs a Boy (2006)
Jessica Makinson: Ike Broflovski
Quotes
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[Cartman is walking down the hall as hall monitor, and a kid passes behind him. He immediately turns around and points at him]
Eric Cartman : HALL PASS!
Various : Whaa?
Eric Cartman : [Holding him up to a locker and holding up a can of bear mace] YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS? THIS IS BEAR MACE, FAGGOT! NOW GIMMIE YOUR HALL PASS, NOW!
Various : It's right here!
[shows him hall pass]
Eric Cartman : Okay you're cool, man, go with Christ.
Various : What? You can't just come up to me and...
Eric Cartman : [kicks him sharply aside]
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Miss Stevenson : Hold on, please. You don't understand!
Kyle : Really? What's there not to understand?
Miss Stevenson : Your brother and I are in love.
Kyle : He's a little young, don't you think?
Ike Broflovski : Oh!
Miss Stevenson : Ike is very mature for his age and you know it.
Ike Broflovski : Ring around the roses.
Miss Stevenson : He makes me feel like nobody else does. He loves me and only me and I know I'm a goddess to him. When we make love, he can give it to me hard or soft and...
Kyle : Alright! We're getting the hell out of here!
Ike Broflovski : No, no, no, no, no, no!
Kyle : Ike, you can't possibly want this. We have to tell Mom.
Ike Broflovski : [starts crying]
Kyle : Ike!
Miss Stevenson : Is it so hard to believe that true love exists?
Kyle : [after a pause] This is nuts.