- Adventure Scout Girl: [Approaches Gabrielle on the front porch] Hi. What if I told you that there was a way to help children, while reading your favorite magazines at a reduced price? Would you be interested?
- Gabrielle: [as she continues to file her nails] Sure. Knock yourself out.
- Adventure Scout Girl: Wise choice.
- [Reading from her clipboard]
- Adventure Scout Girl: For the lady of the house, there's Redbook, Glamour, Vogue...
- [Pronounces it "vo-gew"]
- Gabrielle: [Pronouncing it correctly] I believe that's Vogue, Sweetheart.
- Adventure Scout Girl: Really? Are you sure?
- Gabrielle: I should know. I was on the front cover.
- Adventure Scout Girl: [Stunned] No. Way.
- Gabrielle: Uh, way.