- Matthew: I thought she'd just spend the night and leave. Then she made eggs. I thought she would eat the eggs, then leave. Then she took a bath. I thought she would take a bath, then leave. Then she took a nap. I thought she would take a nap, then leave. Then she went sunbathing, and there she is.
- Richard Campbell: It's like a sexy Dr. Seuss book.
- Matthew: I don't want her to stay. I don't like her anyway.
- Richard Campbell: Christine, you've sunk to a new low. You haven't just hit the bottom of the barrel, you've gone under the barrel and dug a hole to Japan. Then you went to the nearest dirty futon and traded underwear with the Iron Chef.