- Carolyn Bigsby: Don't look at me that way you know you wanted her dead.
- Lynette Scavo: How can you say that?
- Carolyn Bigsby: Well you told me about her and your husband after and I made it pretty clear where I stand on whores.
- Lynette Scavo: I did not want this. Don't you dare say that I wanted this.
- Carolyn Bigsby: Shut up!
- Lynette Scavo: No I will not shup up! What's the matter with you?
- Carolyn Bigsby: Have you not been paying attention, my husband cheated on me!
- Lynette Scavo: Who cares! Who cares, we all have pain! Everyone in here has pain but we deal with it! We swallow it and get going with our lives. What we don't do is go around shooting strangers!
- Carolyn Bigsby: She deserved it!
- Lynette Scavo: Well maybe you deserved to be cheated on!
- [at Bree's house, people are watching the news about the hostage situation]
- Tom Scavo: [Knocks on the door, comes in, unaware that Lynette is a hostage] Bree would you mind watching the kids, I got a doctor's appointment and Lynette is taking her sweet time at the market.
- [People looking at him in shock]
- Tom Scavo: I'm sorry, are you guys having a party?
- Mary Alice Young: [narrating] Lynette Scavo had a dream that night. It was one she had many times before.
- Lynette Scavo: Hey! Mary-Alice, are you okay?
- Mary Alice Young: Yes, thank you. I'm fine.
- Lynette Scavo: Ok! I'll see you later!
- Mary Alice Young: [narrating] But this night, something changed.
- Lynette Scavo: No, you're not. I can tell. Please, tell me what's wrong. Let me save you.
- Mary Alice Young: You can't.
- Lynette Scavo: Why not?
- Mary Alice Young: Sweety, we can't prevent what we can't predict!
- Lynette Scavo: Isn't there anything I could do?
- Mary Alice Young: Yes. You can enjoy this beautiful day. We get so few of them.
- Mary Alice Young: [narrating] This was the last time Lynette would ever dream of me. And for her sake, I'm grateful.
- Edie Britt: Let him work it off. You get a free store stocker for a month.
- Austin Britt: Wait - a month? It was a $10 whiskey!
- Edie Britt: I know. You weren't even smart enough to steal the good stuff.
- Susan Mayer: Hey, is that the new neighbor?
- Gabrielle Solis: He's cute!
- Lynette Scavo: Edie said he's a bachelor.
- Gabrielle Solis: Keep talking.
- Lynette Scavo: Who lives with his invalid sister.
- Gabrielle Solis: You can stop now.
- [the twins are making a human pyramid with Parker on top]
- Preston Scavo: Mommy, look at us!
- Lynette Scavo: I'll look as soon as I get back from the store.
- Parker Scavo: [waves goodbye] Bye mom!
- [Lynette is on the floor in the grocery store trying to call Tom because a women is holding hostages in the back, at gun-point]
- Parker Scavo: [Parker picks up] Hello?
- Lynette Scavo: Hello, sweetie it's mommy, I need to talk to daddy.
- Parker Scavo: Porter's hogging all the Legos.
- Lynette Scavo: Tell them I said to share, now put daddy on.
- Parker Scavo: I did tell them, but he says he needs them all for his robot!
- Lynette Scavo: Put daddy on and I'll buy you a real robot.
- Parker Scavo: [his eyes get wide with excitement] You will?
- Lynette Scavo: A big one with laser beam eyes, now go, get daddy!
- Parker Scavo: [to the twins] I'm getting a real robot!
- [twins shouting complaints]
- Nora: [shot] "Kayla was the one thing I did good in my life. Promise me you'll take really good care of her."
- Lynette Scavo: [nods]
- Nora: Come on, I don't have all day.
- Lynette Scavo: [crying] I will, I promise
- Susan Mayer: [using speakerphone] "Release Julie and I will take her place. I repeat, release Julie. I will be a model hostage... "
- Julie Mayer: [sighs]
- Julie Mayer: You know I wouldn't steal!
- Susan Mayer: I'd like to believe you, but drinking beer? Bringing home boys?
- Austin Britt: And next thing you know she'll be listening to that rock music everyone's talking about.
- Carolyn Bigsby: [puts gun to Lynette's head] I'm having a really bad day. Is a little cooperation too much to ask?
- Nora: [shakes head "no"]
- [Bree hears, on the TV, that someone, female has been shot, and thinks it could be Lynette]
- Porter Scavo: Mrs. Hodge, when's mommy gonna be back from the store?
- Bree Hodge: I'm sure she'll be back soon, why don't we have some... cookies?
- Parker Scavo: Mommy said we can't have cookies before dinner.
- Bree Hodge: Well, um, I'm sure she won't mind, come on.