How I Met Your Mother (TV Series)
Slap Bet (2006)
Jason Segel: Marshall Eriksen
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Quotes
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Marshall : [Looking at Computer] This is the 90s, why does it look like 1986?
Robin Scherbatsky : The 80s didn't come to Canada til like '93.
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Marshall : It looks like someone suffered from premature slapulation.
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Marshall : [after slapping Barney] That's one!
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Ted Mosby : Wha... I don't get it! Why won't Robin tell me why she hates malls?
Barney : Ted, you should be happy Robin has a secret. The more you learn about a person, the better chance you have of hitting the fatal "Ohhh..." moment.
Marshall : The "Ohhh..." moment?
Barney : Yeah. That moment when you find out that one detail about a person that is going to be a deal-breaker.
[Flashback to Barney with different girls]
Girl #1 : It's a promise ring. I made a pact with God to stay a virgin till I'm married.
Barney : Ohhhh...
Girl #2 : I don't have an eating disorder, it's just when I put food in my mouth, I chew it and then I spit it out!
Barney : Ohhhh...
Girl #3 : I just turned 30.
Barney : Ohhhhhh...
Barney : [Back to present] So trust me, you want to postpone knowing anything about each other for as long as possible
Ted Mosby : Hmm... I disagree. If there's some potential "Ohhh..." moment, I wanna know about it right away. I mean, what's the alternative?
[Flash to Robin and Ted at the altar]
Reverend Rob : I now pronounce you man and wife.
Ted Mosby : I love you.
Robin Scherbatsky : I used to be a dude.
Ted Mosby : Ohhhhhh...
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Barney : I can think of tons of things there's no way Marshall told you
Lily : Try me.
Barney : Do you know about the time the Marshall was in Trenton?
Lily : Doggie ate his pants. Yep.
Barney : Bill's bachelor party in Memphis.
Lily : Oh, when they had to pump out all the nickels from his stomach?
Barney : Wow. Okay. Seattle.
Lily : Trick question, Marshall's never been to the Pacific Northwest because he's afraid of Sasquatch.
Barney : Damn.
Marshall : I'm not afraid of Sasquatch. I just think we should all be on alert.